Sex Workers Reveal Weirdest Things They’ve Been Asked To Do
Sex workers, whether they be exotic dancers, prostitutes, or cam girls get A LOT of weird requests. When you’re basically acting as the outlet for all of society’s suppressed sexual fantasies, you’re bound to get asked to do a lot of freaky stuff.
A recent sex_workers_what_is_the/” rel=”nofollow” target=”_blank”>thread on Reddit asked sex workers or those close to them to reveal some of the weirdest things they’ve been asked to do. Check the stories out below, and be grateful for the hard work these people put into their jobs.
1. This Guy Sounds Like A Real Dog
“I was a strip club dj for a bit… Had this one odd duck that would come in and pay girls like $200.00 to piss in a glass for him… This happened several times, then once the girl took it to a bouncer and had him pee in it. She took it back to him, he took one sniff and said “this is a man’s urine” Left, and never came back while I worked there”
2. Nothing Like A Hot Bath…
“Former Pro-Domme here. Client wanted me to scald him in a tub until he passed out, revive and repeat for several hours. I said hell no.”
3. The XXX Director’s Cut Of ‘Fame’
“Client had a fantasy about being forced into a leotard and legwarmers and forced to do jazzercize with my canes as motivation. I did that and it was awesome.”
4. The Fantasy For Those Who Can’t Choose Between Dentistry And Podiatry
“I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get out a set of dental picks and mirrors and electric toothbrush, and do a “dental exam” on my feet. For an hour. Checking for ‘cavities’, ‘polishing’, ‘flossing’, etc. I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants. It was actually a totally great time, if a bit bizarre to start.”
5. Beefy Biceps
“Had a very muscular guy come in who would shower, then once he was clean, would flex and want me to sink my teeth into his muscles and gnaw gently. Was surprisingly fun!”
6. Smoked Sausage
“Used to work as a stripper a few years ago. Hands down, the weirdest thing was when a guy in the VIP section bought a few dances and then asked me to step on his dick in my 7 inch stripper heels.
At first I was being careful, but then after he assured me that there was no way I could hurt him, I went to town. I even threw in a few combos where I’d step on it and twirl. It was actually pretty fun. Afterwards, he bought my thong for like $50. Really fun night.”
7. The Ball Buster Special
“Guy used to come see me every week and pay me to kick him in the balls. HARD. Repeatedly for 5-10 minutes. And I usually wore boots. He obviously loved it. He would flinch a bit, but usually asked me to kick him harder. I was apprehensive the first few times, but quickly learned that he seriously wanted me to kick him as hard as I could. If I had a stressful week dealing with assholes I would look forward to him visiting so I could take out some aggression.”
8. “It Just Looks More Friendly When It Has A Face…”
“Am a camgirl, as the name implies. Only saw this guy once so maybe he didn’t like my art skills, who knows. He asked me to draw on crazy eyebrows, like stick straight pointed upwards ‘angry’ brows so I did. Then I needed a clown scowl. That was enough for the face so then he had me draw fangs on my nipples. Vampire tits haha. And then lastly, a face for my pussy. Complete with eyes, a nose, and mouth. We both had a lot of fun, I could see him and I don’t think he was jerking it, just laughing hysterically with me. Wish he’d come back!”
9. Every Office Has One…
“I had an escort service a few years ago. One of the clients used to come with a plastic bag and a paper bag. He would get one of the girls to hold the plastic bag while he took a dump in it. Then he’d put it in the paper bag and take it to work. He said he would then hide the bag in various spots around his law firm, waiting for someone to find it and that was his get-off.”
10. The Bratty Daughter Special
“A girl I know is a Dom. She has one client who pays for public abuse. I was at a bar with her last month and she asked if I wanted to see her next appointment:
She waits for this guy at a street corner and they walk together a hundred feet or so, then she starts raving and screaming at him about how pathetic he is. She screams at him to give her money, so he stops at a cash machine and while he’s there she’s just goading him.
There’s a crowd now and he takes out £250 and hands it to her.
She takes it, spits in his face and walks away, we go and have more drinks.”
11. Nothing More Erotic Than A Soft Wenis
“I used to waitress at a strip club. I remember one dude came in and asked girls to let him rub their elbows”
12. Impulse Purchase
“Not me and not an escort but I had this cute neighbor girl that worked in a Sex Shop. She had the usual assortment of clients but one guy came is and asked to buy her socks for like $100.
I was like did you tell him where to go? Hell no she says I sold them on the spot and went barefoot the rest of the day. That night she went and bought a 20 pack from WalMart and kept them under the counter waiting for him to come back …. which he did several times.”
13. It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Castrated
“I know I’m late to the party but I have a great story.
I used to be a male escort, had a guy once who I had going so bad he was up in a swing and I was shocking the shit out of his balls while he begged and screamed for more. I told him to shut the fuck up and stuck a plug up his ass, and that was the breaking point. I’ve had people use a safe word before and it’s really no big deal, everyone has their limits, and I can dial the intensity back and adjust the play pretty well.
This guy, however wanted to escalate. He used the safe word to take me out of the zone in order to discuss the next thing. This guy wanted me to castrate him.
I had to talk him down from that, he said nobody ever got him to the point I got him, and he was certain that it would never be this great again so why bother? Let’s full fill this last request. I refused and gave him a bit of aftercare, Sent him on his way. He came back a few times that month, never asked for that again.”
Recently had a different guy ask me to just fart, like continuously. He didn’t know that for fart porn vids the girls literally pump their asses with air. Yeah that wasn’t going to happen…
15. This Sounds Just Pit-iful
“Escort here, an Asian man asked me to lift my skirt so that my thigh was exposed and asked to take off my shirt, ok normal so far I thought. Then he pulled off his pants and I was like yea it’s get down time. He then proceeded to lick and kiss my right armpit and rub himself on my thigh. It took every bit of power to not burst out laughing. He came about 4 minutes later and asked me how I was doing then asked me to leave. It was easily the most fun I’ve had on the job “
16. Sunny-Side Up
“Guy who requested that I crack eggs over my vagina ‘so he could watch them slide sex/1092-do-men-have-a-preference-in-labia-size.html”>down my labia‘ — exact quote”