There are boob-guys, there are butt-guys, and there’s that niche group of foot-dudes. Seems like all the parts of the female anatomy have been spoken for and claimed by men who value them at their most superficial level. And heck, why shouldn’t we love and honor butts?
However, there’s actually more to the female body than the voluptuous sweater puppies you try your hardest not to overtly stare at everyday.
Now, at the end of the day, the best features of the women we love are their personalities, yes. That’s the standard any person should be held to, no matter their gender. But at the same time, we can’t help but appreciate these little things about women, too. Call it a crush.
1. Her Clavicles
A chest adorned by a pair of dynamite clavicles does something special to a guy. It draws our eyes to a spot on the chest that isn’t the bosom, thus destroying anything we’ve ever known about ogling. They’re classy and regal and belong to the kind of women who aren’t afraid to eat oysters.
2. Her Ears
Why don’t people talk about ears more? If you’ve ever read Haruki Murakami’s A Wild Sheep Chase, you see the power a woman’s ears can hold over a man. Connected lobes or unconnected, it doesn’t matter — when those puppies are accented with a nice piece of jewelry, it really ties the room together.
3. Her Toes
There are two types of people in the world: those who hate feet and those who can’t climax without smelling a sock. For those right in the middle, who think they’re fine, let’s all take a moment to appreciate toes from afar and comment on them in a totally not-weird way. Toes are freakin’ cute.
4. Her Arms
Ladies, we know you care about your arms. We care about them too. Arms are nice and it’s nice when they’re wrapped around us as you jetpack us from behind. (“Jetpacking” is when a small woman is the big spoon and a large man is the little spoon. The more you know.)
5. Her Ankles
It’s actually a little hard to express why ankles can get us so hot and bothered. Perhaps it’s the associated grace with a woman’s ankles? Maybe it’s because they’re so non-sexual that they actually ended up being sexual? Man, who knows; a man’s center of arousal is as deep as the ocean.
6. Her Smell
This one, of course, is a bit more obvious than the rest — but there’s something to say about women who smell really good. Whether it’s perfume or their natural scent (pheromones!), a chemical reaction literally occurs in the brain when a man is attracted to a woman’s scent.
7. Those Back Dimples
How do those even get there? They’re rare and magnificent — like an onyx-black unicorn with a flowing, graceful mane. The back dimple is 2016’s answer to what the lower back tattoo used to be.
8. Her Fingernails
Well-groomed, well-manicured fingernails are visually delicious. Extra points if she has really nice nail polish, because 99% of guys have no idea how girls apply that stuff without coloring outside the lines.
9. Her Wrists
10. The Color Of Her Hair
Nothing like a deep, dark, thick natural thatch of hair. We may not notice how you wear it — hell, it might be a wig, for all we know. But we’re totally into the color and we can’t stop looking at it. Gosh, you’re cute!